Friday, July 13, 1990

Never look back!!!

Searching for my teammates!!! Where the hell are you guys???

So today was ok, some good some bad. But here is the story I have to tell. Last night I am working the late shift and it rolls around to 1:30 AM. This means last call and closing time. When all of a sudden a car full of assholes, I mean "marines" as they called themselves screeches into the lot. Me being the adult realizes they are tanked and I just keep my mouth shut not wanting to provoke anything. They purchase their goods and are about to leave when some regulars walk in and I think nothing of it. After the regulars purchase their goods they walk out and HOLY SHIT THEIR CAR IS GONE!!! One of the assholes aka marines had taken their car (which they left running while coming in) and we had to call the pigs. 10 minutes later we lock up and go talk to the cops. Soon after giving the cops our info, I see one cop walking away listening to the radio. It gets interesting here. The cop asks the fellas if they want to press charges if they find the car? Hell Yes..... electric chair one exclaims. The cop then comes clean, "well we found ur car" he says with a pause for it to sink in. The reply is " oh thats great". The cop waits a moment and says, "problem is it is wrapped around a tree and the culprit is unconscious inside it." OH SHIT. The jaws of life were used to pry the theif from the car and I am told he is in a coma. This just proves a theory, it will always come back to bite you.... somehow....someway!!! Today I saw the guys whose car got stolen and they had pics of the car and I will just say, it is amazing what alcohol and speed can do to a vehicle. I hope all goes well for the fellas who got ripped off, as I enjoy their patronage at the MUNCH!!! Anyways, riding has been perfect and I love this humidity. I love bad weather. Why you may ask??? Because 50% of the people in a race give up before it starts if the weather is not ideal. I embrace the tough conditions and I fight like hell. So live as today is your last, because you never know when you are going to steal a car and go joyriding!!! Not too funny Jer I know. And here is what I mean by do not ever look back! The pic says it all!!!